It’s almost Christmas, which means it’s time for… Twelve Days of Jesus Junk over at Heal Your Church Website. The list is already up to Day 5, but it’s not to late to read all about such cosmic wonders as the ‘Jesus Loves You’ Kazoo and the Life-Like Baby Jesus doll. (The latter item costs over $200 if you buy it at the store. But for a mere $50, I’ll tell you how you can create your own lifelike baby Jesus doll using an ordinary toy doll—I take cash or Paypal!)

I shouldn’t make too much fun. Last time I talked about holiday Jesus Junk here on TC, I discovered that I owned one of the items being mocked. Oh, the shame.