Mergers and Legal Notices

Posted February 3rd @ 7:34 pm by mikey Print This Post

Good giggles courtesy of Lark News:

Mergers and Legal Notices

The following people and/or institutions have merged:

Rebecca St. James Dobson
F.F. Bruce Wilkinson
Philip K. Dick Eastman Curtis Chapman University
Olivia Newton John Hagee
Jan Crouch & The Disciples
Greg Laurie Anderson Cooper Tires
Rick Warren Buffett
Kenneth Copeland Sports
John Eldredge Cleaver
Billy Graham Kendrick
Badly Drawn Boy George Michael W. Smith Goes to Washington Irving Berlin
Bing Crosby Stills Nash & Young Messiah
Tiny Tim LaHaye
Billy Joel Osteen
Creflo Dollar Rent-a-Car
Toby Keith Green Day

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  1. Tom Gilson
    February 3, 2007 at 20:50

    Olivia Newton John, in an alternate reality, had successive marriages to Sir Laurence Olivier, Wayne Newton, and Elton John (that’s a very alternate reality, I know). She kept all her names: Olivia Newton John Olivier Newton John.

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