Are your daily devotions getting a bit stale and boring? Why not shake things up a bit and greet each day with an inspirational devotional message from the Klingon version of the Bible? I’m not sure what else I can really add to that, except to say that you really need to listen to the podcast version—somehow, reading a phrase like wa’ Doch jIH ghaj tlhobta’ vo’ joH’a’ (Psalm 27:4, “One thing I have asked of the LORD…”) isn’t the same as hearing an actual Klingon snarl it while shipboard computers beep and boop in the background.

The Star Trek nerd in me applauds. (I tried and tried to find a good Klingon quote to use as a post title, but all I could come up with were “Today is a good day to die” and “Revenge is a dish best served cold,” and neither of those seemed terribly appropriate.)